answered 16 seconds ago via (source) with 14 notes

ask-thesourwolf said:

"Don't leave."

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

Ruby groaned as she rolled off the bed, stretching and yawning before she spoke. “I have to. Granny wants to have a staff meeting before the diner opens. Apparently four was the perfect time for the stupid meeting.”

 

Derek rolled off of her and pulled the sheets up to his waist. “Now would you rather have done that or gone to a boring meeting with Granny?”

She grinned and panted, nodding as she looked over to Derek. “That’s much better than any meeting.” Ruby kissed Derek’s neck and rested her hand against his chest.

Derek lazily kissed her, “and you were planning on leaving me at four in the morning. At least now when you tell Granny why, your conscience will be clear,” he grinned.

Ruby laughed softly and nodded. “Thank you from keeping me from lying.” She closed her eyes and nuzzled into Derek’s neck. “I love you. Think there’s still enough time to sleep?”

answered 3 minutes ago with 1 note

annieisheretolisten said:

"Spit it out!"

Purple monkey dish washer!”

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answered 6 minutes ago with 2 notes

heroesofthedas said:

"Help, I need medical attention!"

Ruby rolled her eyes and handed Grimm the bag of ice. “You sprained your ankle. It’s nothing serious.” She chuckled and kissed his forehead. “You can be such a baby sometimes.”

answered 12 minutes ago with 1 note

arealfishoutofwater said:

((Marker meme)) *Writes 'I HAVE FLEAS' on her forehead*

"I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS YOU FISH!"

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al-jilani-asks:

Friendly:

"You look a little lost. Do you need directions?"
"That’s an awesome outfit."
"How’s the chicken? I can’t decide whether to order it or not."
"Excuse me, I think you dropped this."
"I don’t know a single person here…"

Flirty:

"Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…"
"You’re the hottest person in this place."
"I saw that. You just checked me out."
"Hey, can I get your number?"
*wolf whistle*

Confrontational:

"You’re in my seat."
"What are you staring at?"
"You just stepped on my toe!"
"Who do you think you are?"
"Keep it down, will you?"

Dramatic:

"Get down - he’s got a gun!"
"Help, I need medical attention!"
"Just kill me now!"
"I need a ride! Please!"
"Are you crazy? It’s too dangerous!"

answered 14 minutes ago via (source) with 14 notes

ask-thesourwolf said:

"Don't leave."

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

Ruby groaned as she rolled off the bed, stretching and yawning before she spoke. “I have to. Granny wants to have a staff meeting before the diner opens. Apparently four was the perfect time for the stupid meeting.”

 

Derek chuckled and followed suit by stripping all of his clothes off while still kissing her.

Ruby closed her eyes and tightened her arms around Derek’s body as they fell back onto the bed.

Derek rolled off of her and pulled the sheets up to his waist. “Now would you rather have done that or gone to a boring meeting with Granny?”

She grinned and panted, nodding as she looked over to Derek. “That’s much better than any meeting.” Ruby kissed Derek’s neck and rested her hand against his chest.

answered 20 minutes ago via (source) with 14 notes

ask-thesourwolf said:

"Don't leave."

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

Ruby groaned as she rolled off the bed, stretching and yawning before she spoke. “I have to. Granny wants to have a staff meeting before the diner opens. Apparently four was the perfect time for the stupid meeting.”

 

"We could do both. See I’m smart like that." He rolled on top of her and started kissing all over her face. "But if you’re so desperate to sleep, I guess it could be postponed for a few hours."

She growled and gripped onto Derek’s chest as her lips connected to his hungrily. “Hell no. You don’t get to tease me and then just say we can do it later.” Ruby sat up slightly and pulled her shirt over her head. “We’re doing this now.”

Derek chuckled and followed suit by stripping all of his clothes off while still kissing her.

Ruby closed her eyes and tightened her arms around Derek’s body as they fell back onto the bed.

answered 22 minutes ago via (source) with 14 notes

ask-thesourwolf said:

"Don't leave."

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

Ruby groaned as she rolled off the bed, stretching and yawning before she spoke. “I have to. Granny wants to have a staff meeting before the diner opens. Apparently four was the perfect time for the stupid meeting.”

 

"Doing what? I’m not doing anything." He looked at her innocently before kissing her again and nipping at her jaw and neck playfully. "We could have mind blowing sex, that way you wouldn’t have to lie," he smirked.

Ruby smiled and raised an eyebrow as she lifted one eye open. “I thought you wanted to sleep? Sex and sleep are two totally different things honey.” She moaned gently as her body arched against his, a soft growl escaping her throat. “If you keep doing that we won’t be sleeping.”

"We could do both. See I’m smart like that." He rolled on top of her and started kissing all over her face. "But if you’re so desperate to sleep, I guess it could be postponed for a few hours."

She growled and gripped onto Derek’s chest as her lips connected to his hungrily. “Hell no. You don’t get to tease me and then just say we can do it later.” Ruby sat up slightly and pulled her shirt over her head. “We’re doing this now.”

answered 30 minutes ago via (source) with 14 notes

ask-thesourwolf said:

"Don't leave."

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

ask-thesourwolf:

rubyintheredridinghood:

Ruby groaned as she rolled off the bed, stretching and yawning before she spoke. “I have to. Granny wants to have a staff meeting before the diner opens. Apparently four was the perfect time for the stupid meeting.”

 

"If you get in trouble just blame me, it’s fine." he smiled and started peppering her face with kisses. "I love you," he said between kisses.

She giggled and pushed Derek away gently. “Babe I can’t sleep with you doing that.” Ruby smiled kissed his neck gently before closing her eyes. “I will blame it on you. I’ll say that I had mind blowing sex last night and couldn’t function by myself before eight.”

"Doing what? I’m not doing anything." He looked at her innocently before kissing her again and nipping at her jaw and neck playfully. "We could have mind blowing sex, that way you wouldn’t have to lie," he smirked.

Ruby smiled and raised an eyebrow as she lifted one eye open. “I thought you wanted to sleep? Sex and sleep are two totally different things honey.” She moaned gently as her body arched against his, a soft growl escaping her throat. “If you keep doing that we won’t be sleeping.”