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//crap it is so late I need to get to bed. I’ll be on skype though. All my drafts are saved for tomorrow or wednesday because ORAS!!! 

#ooc
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frankensteinmd:

rubyintheredridinghood:

[text] yeah but I mean come on it’s granny. Do you really think she’d retire?

[text] Yes! Her! Put her in charge and come home. Everyone will be happy

[text] IDK. If she finds love again, maybe. Settle down. Give the place to you. Does she have any gentleman callers?

[text] I’m not sure she’s qualified… but, I’ll ask.

[text] no idea
[text] she spends a lot of time with Marco but I don’t know if that’s just an old people thing
[text] yes, definitely ask.

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frankensteinmd:

rubyintheredridinghood:

"Well why would I kill then only man in town who’s able to fuck me senseless?" She smirked and pressed a quick kiss to his lips. "Besides it doesn’t feel.. Degrading with you.. You make it feel sexy."

"So long as you’re comfortable with it, and the minute you aren’t…" Victor smirked, taking her face in his hands and deepening the kiss. "You are sexy. I just… bring it to your attention.

Ruby shook her head gently with a smile as she spoke. “Believe me, I love doing these things with you. The only time it’s uncomfortable is when it starts to chaff.” She chuckled and let go of Victor long enough to fasten the collar around her neck.

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frankensteinmd:

rubyintheredridinghood:

[text] you’d think so but I don’t know if people can retire here. Marco’s being doing the same stuff every day
[text] ew yeah not her. What about the sweet old one that makes the good meatloaf?

[text] Granny plan on retiring though, right? She wants to give you the diner and bed and breakfast?
[text] Gladys?

[text] yeah but I mean come on it’s granny. Do you really think she’d retire?

[text] Yes! Her! Put her in charge and come home. Everyone will be happy

#meme
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quitespoopytinkerfairy:

rubyintheredridinghood:

"I mean real swans.. The pretty ones."

"Emma is pretty…or she used to be before she stopped curling her hair." *sighs*

"She looks so sad and flat… We need to help the poor girl."

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quitespoopytinkerfairy:

rubyintheredridinghood:

"Yeah.. I think cats might too but I can’t talk to them. I know for sure sheep and swans can be gay though."

"Oh honey I’ve seen Emma’s closet I know swans can be gay."

"I mean real swans.. The pretty ones."

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quitespoopytinkerfairy:

rubyintheredridinghood:

"Honey I make everything sexy… Wait are you saying Pongo’s gay? He never told me."

"I-was not aware dogs could have a sexual orientation…"

"Yeah.. I think cats might too but I can’t talk to them. I know for sure sheep and swans can be gay though."

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quitespoopytinkerfairy:

"I would be a fucking hot scooby doo and you know it!"

"I don’t think you know who scooby doo is if you think you’d be hot as him…except maybe to pongo but okay"

"Honey I make everything sexy… Wait are you saying Pongo’s gay? He never told me."

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thepxmpkinking:

rubyintheredridinghood:

thepxmpkinking:

rubyintheredridinghood:

"That’s good then. It would suck if other kids got shrunken heads for Christmas." She snorted hand bit into her burger. Ruby placed her food back on the plate with a grin. "Hopefully we’ll get you home before Christmas though."

"Well, I’d say that’s debatable." Don’t children like shrunken heads? As long as they’re not still alive? He thought children liked playing with dead things… "I hope so, too. At least I didn’t get stuck here in the spring. That would have been nothing like home…" 

Ruby giggled with a nod. “I guess. Maybe some kids like that kind of stuff.” She grinned and leaned back in the booth, looking out of the window to watch the falling leaves. “I bet that would be a huge shock to your system. Everything alive and colorful..”

"The kinds in Halloween Town certainly would." He added more ketchup to his burger and then took another bite. "Exactly. I like everything better dead and dark." 

"I’m sure they would but most of the kids here want video games or toys. Shrunken heads are more for archaeologists."  She grinned with a nod and a soft sigh. "I loved the fall back home. There was always a tree in sight and when the leaves fell they made such a great sound. The nights were always fun too. Stalking prey that couldn’t see me.. The way I’d make my friends scream when I jumped out from a tree."