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//so sorry I wasn’t on today. Long day and a long night. I won’t be on tomorrow morning but I DEFINITELY will when I get back from the doctor. All drafts are saved (and holy crap lux you’re killing ruby) goodnight all.

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//off to bed. night all. on skype

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//there’s a daryl dixon funko pop??!! Oh wow I have a deep passion for Daryl…

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itsmxdness:

rubyintheredridinghood:

She grinned and bounced in place as she clapped excitedly. “Great! A whole week Mike! If I see you without any grey before then I’m charging you double for those.”  Ruby smiled and waved her fingers slowly. “Have a nice day.”

"A week.  You have my word.  Scout’s honor, and all that.  But I’m not sure it counts if you were never a scout."  He moved a whole five feet to the booth next to the bar, realizing he didn’t actually have to be anywhere specific to eat.  "I think you should have to, I dunno, color your whole head red instead of that one little streak.  That would seem fair.  If I win this, I mean."

Ruby laughed with a nod, “Alright deal. Totally red if you stay grey for a week. I’ve been meaning to do it anyways.” She chuckled and went back to cleaning the counter.

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quitecommontinkerfairy:

rubyintheredridinghood:

"Well we’ll stock up of frozen pizzas and burritos for when we’re not going at each other like animals." She giggled softly and placed a kiss on Tink’s lips. "Honey I could spend the rest of my life in bed with you."

"That sounds perfect." Tink purred and kissed back quickly. "You would? I certainly would if I could. Not sure how well my boss would take to it but I think he’d understand…" She smirked.

Ruby laughed with a nod and let go of Tink. “I’d hope so. I better let you get to reading.” She smiled and slapped the girls ass softly.

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itsmxdness:

rubyintheredridinghood:

Ruby chuckled and held the bag out to him as she smirked and leaned against the counter. “I try… So what do you say Mike? Are you gonna stay a silver fox or pony up the three fifty?” Her eyebrow rose slightly as her cherry colored lips spread in a grin.

He eyed the bag for a few seconds, as though he were actually giving thought to pulling out the money.  It wouldn’t have been any sort of problem, of course, and his hair wasn’t even really turning grey, yet.  All the evidence that it was approaching was there, though: little strands of white sticking out around his sideburns and up over his ears.  Still, it wasn’t terrible. Yet.  ”Fiiiiiine,” he sighed, hand closing around the bag of fries.  ”What’s a week, right?”

She grinned and bounced in place as she clapped excitedly. “Great! A whole week Mike! If I see you without any grey before then I’m charging you double for those.”  Ruby smiled and waved her fingers slowly. “Have a nice day.”

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itsmxdness:

rubyintheredridinghood:

"Well I’m sure you’re cat loves you the way you are."  She turned back to the kitchen as the order was called out and brought it back to Mike." Here’s your chips. They’re on the house.. If you stay grey for a little longer. It looks nice on you… At least until the end of the week.”

Mike laughed at the idea of Chess loving him at any rate.  But the thought was chased away soon enough as his order was brought to him and the offer was put on the table.  ”Using my favorite food as a bargaining chip?  Oh, that’s downright evil.  Brilliant, but evil.”

Ruby chuckled and held the bag out to him as she smirked and leaned against the counter. “I try… So what do you say Mike? Are you gonna stay a silver fox or pony up the three fifty?” Her eyebrow rose slightly as her cherry colored lips spread in a grin.

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all mun memes

//You’re joking.. Okay but I did the date one already.

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the-purple-titan:

rubyintheredridinghood:

Ruby was alone in the bar, sipping on her third bottle of rum and barely feeling a buzz. She glanced around the bar, trying her best to look intimidating as the strangers approached her. Of course one broken hand for a man that dared to touch her was a great way to keep unwanted advances away.

When she heard the voice she growled and turned around as she spoke. “Do you want a broken hand to match your boyfriends? I’m giving them out for free-…” Her words were cut off when she noticed that nobody was close enough to have spoken to her. She raised an eyebrow and turned back around to face the bartender. “Well that was weird.”

"Ah…I see you are confused. Do not be. I am very real. The reason you can hear me is because I am using my mind to communicate with you. But that shouldn’t surprise you given what you can do. And what you can do pleases and you might be of use to me. Oh, where are my manners. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Thanos."

"Thanos? That’s a fancy name. I should tell you though I’m not a hooker so I won’t do those types of services. If you need help dumping a body I can help with that though." Ruby grinned and swirled around her drink. "What exactly do you need me to do weird voice?"